Love, Alice

Dear Carolyn Daly,
If you think that childish name-calling is going to change anything, you are in for a wee surprise! How stupid do you think people are? How do you think it looks that the carriage industry has hired two lobbyists and a flack? And yet, we are left in the dark about the death last week of Clancy in his stable on the West Side. The city has forced the ASPCA to file a Freedom of Information Act request to get the veterinary records!!! HOW PATHETIC IS THIS???
Carolyn, were you quoted accurately when you are referred to peaceful demonstrators and activists as "animal extremists who just won’t shut up"? Is that your best flackery? And the kicker: “It’s Valentine’s Day. Go out with your boyfriend. Meet your husband for dinner. Love a horse. But no, not them. They’re outside, as usual, talking to deaf ears.”

Who could make this stuff up?